Every forum I've visited always had one of these, it'd go on for pages and pages...I'll explain how the science of this works.

It goes like this:

Poster A: Golly Gee Willikers!! I wish I had a puppy!

Poster B: Granted, but this puppy is dead. I wish I had hair.

Poster C: Granted, but it's ass hair. I wish I had a helicopter.

Poster D: Granted but its a toy helicopter. I wish i have boobs........

And it goes on and on, the poster makes a wish, you grant it (Be it good or bad, mostly bad) and then the Granter itself makes a wish and another poster will corrupt it. It's like Bad Karma.

So let's get this started and see how far down the rabbit hole we go~ (Badum psh).


I wish I had my own Library.

[REQUIRES CLEANUP AND POLISHING/EDITING]

Granted, but its a library of calculus books. I wish I had friends

Granted, but they'll soon back stab you.... with love.

I wish I was 20 cm taller...

Granted,but you're only 20 cm taller then a candle. I wish I had made a wish

There was no wish thus no wish was granted
lol,granted but then I realized .... why did I grant you a wish thus I took it back.
I wish I had 100 Billion Dollars...

Granted,but Arem took 100 Billion Dollars from you. I wish Valash computer to be beter

Whippe! Granted but then Valash's computer got so high-tech that It developed its own mind and then took over the world! Starting with the pentagon of course.

I wish I met Michael Jackson...

Granted!!!!!he then POKE u in the eyes and say its for ur the good of ur butt...i wish PILAK to die

I agree!!! Granted but before they died they manage to get 1000$ from your bank account.

I wish I have a katana...

Granted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but the katana is a cake katana.........i wish Valash has long hair.....

Granted... he got his long hair when he started to appear on your ceiling in your house.

I wished more people would join this forum and be active.

lol me too.. granted... but the people who joined turns out to be terrorists who later on uses our forums as their base and use our usernames to take over west malaysia!!!

I wish I can play on Retail Wow...

Granted... But then you would have to sell your soul to me(EVIL) along with all your worldly possessions...

I wish we all would play Retail WoW with excellent CPUs..

Granted... But then we would have to sell our souls to Blizzard and then our stomachs would explode because the graphic its too nice that's its not for pregnant and weak hearted people... then our souls would explode.... then our excellent pc's would explode cause it was sooo nice that it self destructed.

I wish I can be invisible...

Granted......but then u realise that your body is rottening in a casket.....MEAN UR DEAD killed by me and IZ hahahahaha I wish our classes gt nice chicks